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Tuesday, April 6, 2021

Julie's Bakeshop joins the Oddvertising trend



Wazzup Pilipinas!?

HERE WE GO, AGAIN! From RC Cola to Mega Sardines to Julie's Bakeshop. The Weird Filipino Commercial Trilogy is complete. 

Have you seen the newest commercial of Julie's Bakeshop with the #StopTitaShaming? 

Julie’s Bakeshop kneads, dusts, cuts, bakes and serves. Tita shamers get eaten like pandesal. Their slogan — “Pwedeng fresh pa rin kahit 40 na.” — is giving me life! 

The Philippines' commercial industry is entering a new era and idk if I'm living for it.

Alam ninyo, 'di ko na rin alam ang trip ng brands these days. Julie's Bakeshop, baka hindi ako makatulog tonight. 

What happened to feel-good #advertising concepts? Hindi ko alam kung matatawa ako o kikilabutan sa advertisement ng Julie’s Bakeshop.

Advertising helps communicate what your brand stands for. Add value to your company and it resonates with your audience.

The Julie's Bakeshop ad is relatable in its own way. Not everything has to be sunshine and daisies just so it could resonate with the people.

Julie's Bakeshop, Mega Sardines (or Tuna ba) and RC Cola's ads are today's version of Wansapanataym of the Batang 90's 

Alamat ng Pinya
Magic Sandok
Inday Bote

How tito can you be? 





Thanks, Julie's Bakeshop for this demonstration of how the body of Christ was formed. Lol!

Those who cannot appreciate the new ad of Julie’s Bakeshop (and RC Cola and Mega) cannot appreciate advertising, or art. 

That Julie's Bakeshop commercial sure is creative ah! I love that "fresh pa rin kahit 40 na" tagline.

If there's something to take away from the Julie's Bakeshop ad, it's that y'all need to date my old friend dahil pwedeng fresh pa rin kahit 40 na. 

People who don’t know the importance of branding would definitely like Julie’s Bakeshop new ad. But the reality is, kawawa yung brand after this. Paano yung brand value? What is the brand message? Na mukhang maasim yung bread? Lasang sweaty guy? 

This is little thread on absurdist advertising (or oDdvErtisIng) no one asked for, but we need our fun little projects to distract from existential dread. 


Julie's Bakeshop made some points here. When men annoy you, turn them into bread.

Is it cannibalism if the human turns into a bread? WTF Julie's Bakeshop!!!! Stop messing my brain!

Julie's bakeshop decided to celebrate their 40th anniversary by ending auntshaming through baking offenders (I wish I was joking).

Turning an asshole into bread makes sense in my fantasy. Let's all learn from this Julie's Bakeshop ad. When men say stupid shit, turn them into pandesal. 

This was nightmares-level weird but well played, Julie's Bakeshop. Valiant effort to keep up with these weird times.

Pretty peculiar! But if the aim was to be the talk of the town, then it definitely hit the goal
So now when I look at bread I'll be reminded of this nightmare. Thanks, Julie's Bakeshop.

Did I understand the point of this? Vaguely. But will I buy from Julie's Bakeshop? Yes, because I'm gullible.

At this point, just treat it as an abstraction and make your own interpretations lol.

Julie’s Bakeshop really said eat the tita-shamers‼️ Great to see how PH advertisers are now upgrading their attack to the Filipino public.

Let’s not be afraid to change landscapes: today the ads, tomorrow the pinoy series and next year the government.

Loki trailer is out and we're loving it



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Two trailers in less than a week? for two different marvel movies this summer? we are being FED.

Loki is back and up to his old antics in a new trailer for the upcoming #DisneyPlus series under the character's name that focuses on the #Marvel (most of the time) villain.

The green and purple in Loki's trailer is so incredible. I just know the cinematography of Loki is gonna be incredible. It's his world and we're just living in it. Loki spent half the trailer being a little shit and I expect nothing less.

#Loki is genuinely gonna be one of Marvel's most visually stunning projects to date. Loki feels fresh and I like the visual aesthetic in the trailer. Might be the Marvel show I'm most looking forward to. It is just going to be so aesthetically pleasing! It's too beautiful too handle.

I’ve never been more hyped to see a show than I am right now for Loki. It's gonna be a banger for sure.

It's not even just that he's my favourite villainous character, holy fuck these trailers were awesome. It's mostly because the Loki fandom is starved for content.








The fact that it took this long for Marvel to give Tom Hiddleston his own standalone as Loki is baffling, but I’m not complaining now. This is going to be insanely good. 

#LOKI: The God of Mischief, your honour. Streaming June 11. I really can’t get over how beautiful the Loki series looks. 

Marvel's Loki is hot and badass, but also adorable and funny. So true he’s literally so annoying and loveable. We stan a man who can do both.

A top secret organization that regulates time travel — where have we seen that before?

It seems Loki is going to help fix the timeline’s lose ends caused by him taking the tesseract but how did that one event create so many goddamn timelines what tf did he do

This HAS to lead to multiverse of madness somehow.

So the story is basically "loki you f*cked the timeline so bad that you ruined the mcu. Can you f*ck it back to normal again?"

So if #LOKI has to get imprisoned, get a collar put on him and be forced to 'fix' the timelines does that mean they're going to be dragging Steve ( the original Captain America) in too or nah?


Wonder if it is Natasha maybe in a timeline where it was Hawkeye who was sacrificed maybe things wouldn't have succeeded since his skill set wound up necessary or something.


Marvel Studios’ LOKI isn’t the first time #TomHiddleston and #OwenWilson appeared in a project together.

The pair previously starred in Woody Allen’s 'Midnight in Paris,' where Wilson played Gil, a Hollywood writer and Hiddleston played F. Scott Fitzgerald. 








In Norse mythology, Loki was actively pansexual and genderfluid. So was a lot of people back before Christianity got ahold of everything. 

Pansexual means putting it lightly considering Loki from Norse Mythology, the one the Marvel character is based on, fathered Hel, Jörmungandr and Fenrir. And taking Sleipnir into consideration as well.

Pansexual is potentially attracted to anyone. Man, woman and anyone mixing it up in the middle.

Thor did not have golden hair and was not that chiseled too. He had red hair and wore gauntlets all the time.

I have a feeling Marvel is pushing kids towards this New Age Spiritual movement. I was in it for the science theories. But now I feel totally different about it.

You will be relieved to know that this is actually just based from Norse religious mythos and not Marvel Cinematic universe. Marvel  adopted "Son of Odin  Loki is not the same as Loki "Blood Brother of Odin."

Regardless*, probably not many because they all just want to be superheroes- not follow religious doctrine. The references and historical details are for adults. not kids.

But don't tell the neo-Nazis who think Norse mythology is all about Vikings and hammers. You'll make them cry in their invented heathenism. Though Valhalla is not a place for them. Let them be angry. 

The evil is not from a particular sect. It's cuz some individuals cannot live their own fucking lives and need to control others'. It's inside every human being.

Instead of quick conclusions and hatred towards a group, look within to understand.

Regardless, out of this how many kids will adopt dead Norse religions?

Unfortunately hes made up, just like the concept of gender fluidity.

Well... everything’s made up, isn’t it?

Every word has been made up.

If you mean the actual concept of genderfluid, I.e. people who mix between the genders, you might be surprised how long that’s been happening (a bit longer than the relatively new word).

There are scientific facts like; chromosomes decide your gender. However, using your imagination to magically change your gender on a moment to moment based on your mood IS completely made up, regardless of how long its been around.


If you saw that Loki trailer today and were like "Gawd damn, I need to read some comics about that dang trickster, like right now" might I suggest Loki by @kibblesmith

With "Loki" set to premiere on June 11th, Marvel and Disney have shared a zany new trailer to the anticipated series. This show is going to be crazy. We can't wait to watch! 

Seems like we'll be seeing the Ancient One's fear come to light in this show. 

Monday, April 5, 2021

The "Hardheaded" and "Biggest Bully" Chinese at Julian Felipe Reef


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China is “hardheaded” and the “biggest bully” for their continued presence of Chinese vessels at the Julian Felipe Reef in the West Philippine Sea. 

It is high time that the country as one nation stand up to China’s continued incursion in the West Philippine Sea. By all accounts, it is maritime bullying. 

The Philippine government should pursue, and strongly and actively call for, the enforcement of the ruling of the Permanent Court of Arbitration in The Hague. 

If  they are fishing vessels as China claims, then they can't fish in our exclusive economic zone without our consent. Misunderstanding nga ba o sadya na tayong niloloko?

The Philippines is not alone. The international community stands beside us in condemning China’s continued deceit and aggression. China better pack up and leave. 

The world is catching on to China's gray zone smokescreen. How long will it keep using "civilian" vessels to pursue military activities in our EEZ? A strategy based on lies and deception does not always make one sublime; sometimes, it also exposes one as lying.


May pandemya pa tayong nilalabanan, tapos ang Tsina nanggugulo pa.

The Chinese Communist Party wants to be Asia's leader but, instead, it has become Asia's biggest bully. Instead of uniting the region, it has united the region against it. How long can such a regime hold any sort of mandate to lead the region?

The Philippine government should also already study effective ways of making China pay for her incursion. Beijing has damaged parts of our seas beyond repair and it’s only right that it pays for this irreversible destruction.

We need to act now. We need to expel these "fishing vessels" from our EEZ and dismantle all illegal structures on the reefs and features we claim. Every delay on our end is an opportunity for China to seize what is justly and rightfully ours.
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