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Thursday, April 1, 2021

DILG USec Epimaco Densing III is non-essential



Wazzup Pilipinas!

Dense is an adjective. But in the Philippines, someone so actively, gratuitously obtuse has managed to turn it into a verb in the present progressive tense. Densing.

Like that Usec.

Proving once again that #LugawIsEssential. And so much better than just sabaw.

If you watch the video, you know very well who he means with "si lugaw".

But why the fuck would you joke about that incident like that for some lousy political shots.

You're a f'ng DILG Usec. In the first place, you shouldn't be playing politics a lot.



Alam mo, mainit ulo namin. Wag ka na dumagdag Epimaco Densing III. Tangina.

 USEC Densing, with all due respect, I wanna ask "NAKAKATAWA YORN?" Gosh.

Nyare sa Gov't official dito?

Lower? Lower!  

Si Usec Dending III ba essential pa ang service? Parang with this kind of statement, non-essential!

This attempt to throw shade is so lame. It just makes all your kapalpakans more glaring. @DILGPhilippines, what has this USEC done that is even close enough to what Robredo has done, and continues to do?


 
Sumisipsip, sobrang epal these days, gusto yatang maging DILG Secretary, kapal ng fez!

Not this USec spewing bull and creating a different (and irrelevant) narrative about lugaw. He thinks he said something witty but it's more like showing how yucky his personality is.

Ang “non-essential” ay yung tanod at iba pang mga tulad nya na hindi alam kung paano ipatupad ng tama ang mga batas at patakaran.

The incident might be petty and funny - pero real reflection of what’s really happening whenever someone without knowledge of what he/she is doing was given the responsibility to lead. We need to kick out both that Baranggay tanod and DILG USec before they breed more of peeps like them.

Lord, yung galit ko. The audacity to make demeaning jokes. READ THE ROOM, USEC, PEOPLE ARE DYING.

Come to think of it, it's quite providential why they're linking the VP Leni as lugaw- for the lowly lugaw as food is essential for life - gives sustenance, nutrients and minerals ... 

Sorry to burst your bubble but... In these times of crisis and government incompetence #LugawIsEssential

#Lugaw is essential in this pandemic.

Lechon is not! 

#LetLeniLead!
#DutertePalpak!
#DuterteResign!
#LugawIsEssential



#GodzillaVsKong: Long live the God and King of the Monsterverse



Wazzup Pilipinas!?

A rematch 59 years in the making.
King Kong Vs Godzilla (1962)/ Godzilla Vs Kong (2021). 

In the epic battle of Godzilla vs. Kong, who will come out on top? Let the clash of the century commence! 

Godzilla vs. Kong is now playing in theaters and streaming exclusively on HBO Max. 

#GodzillaVsKong was awesome! Straight to the point , great visuals and simple story. I won’t give out any spoilers except one, no Gamera.

#GodzillaVsKong has amazing visuals! If it isn’t nominated for an Oscar for VFX, then I don’t know what they consider. 3D was amazing as well. 

Godzilla vs. Kong was pure fire. Sad that the series has to end, maybe some day it will continue. MG will always be my favorite, it was badass to see him brought into this universe. This movie is in my top 2 Godzilla films. Well fucking done.

If there's a more visually-insane franchise than #GodzillaVsKong, we'll eat our shoes.  



The first 45 mins is human snooze fest.
Then #GodzillaVsKong  gives you EVERYTHING you were looking for. Make sure your popcorn is popped, the sound is bumping and buckle up! This thing comes roaring back!  

#GodzillaVsKong director Adam Wingard says future MonsterVerse films should have even fewer humans

People are ready for it - to see no people coz the monsters rule!

Everyone’s working. Literally. They can barely find time to film due to scheduling conflicts.

I wish there wasn’t any humans in the movie. Every time it switched to Millie's group, I rolled my eyes.

I just want to know about Hank and Gunpei's story in the skull island. Pretty disappointing they didn't put Hank in. Though, he’d be around 100 years old. Skull Island took place in the 70s.

The little girl was the best. Other than that rest of them were forgettable.

I felt kind of bored when I was watching through the first hour of the movie because I didn’t care to much for them in the beginning. Once I found out why Godzilla was attacking people I found there parts to be better. I loved the movie none the less.

I feel like the group breaking into Apex was unnecessary honestly. They do uncover MechaGodzilla but I think more focus could have been on the girl and Kong.

John C. Reilly was literally the best part from Kong Skull island. He’s quite clearly the heart of the film.




In #GodzillaVsKong, two of the biggest beasts in the monsterverse clash in the most destructive battle yet!  TTF LA collaborated with the filmmakers to help fuel the development and evolution of key sequences through early-phase #visualization.

Godzilla vs. Kong was insane! Human characters and their stories were ok overall, but the fights throughout the film are what we are all here to see lol! These are the best fight scenes we have seen in the Monsterverse so far! 

The monster battles were fucking sick and definitely the best in the franchise. I’ll take my dope monster fights where I can get them.

It’s a great action flick. The monster fights in this movie are the best animated ones hands down. It feels like Legendary perfected animating their giant monster fights.  

One of my favorite parts of #GodzillaVsKong is how much it feels tailor-made to be adapted into a Universal theme park ride. It’s like they plan to put you in a HEAV seat and reuse shots from the movie on a big 4D screen.

#GodzillaVsKong without doubt the best action packed thrill ride movie of the year!!
Hats off to the whole team who brought us this mega entertaining blockbuster! Only wish I could have seen it in #IMAX.

 #GodzillaVsKong  “Is perhaps the most satisfying blockbuster film out of this franchise because it knows you as a viewer demand nothing more than NOSTALGIA-FUELED CGI SPECTACLE” 

Rate #GodzillaVsKong? I rate it a 10/10! It was the rematch we've been waiting for and it was done justice! 





Wednesday, March 31, 2021

"Lugaw" has been categorized as non-essential

Wazzup Pilipinas!

Move over Dalgona Coffe, Sushi Bake and Ube Pandesal! Lugaw is here to claim its spotlight this ECQ! Lugaw this ECQ! 

A food delivery rider was prohibited Tuesday morning from delivering “lugaw” or rice porridge to a customer in a barangay in Bulacan province.

I fucking lost it when she said "essential po ba si lugaw?" Where on Earth is this lady's brain going? or does she even have one? Lugaw is FOOD!!! Isang malaking kabobohan! Basta pagkain essential, tanga!

Lugaw has been a favorite food of mine since I was a little kid. I love it with boiled egg and fried tokwa (tofu) plus chicharon and lots of soy sauce with vinegar, sugar, onion leeks, toasted garlic, etc. 

Lugaw for me is like a plain white tee and denim jeans - you can dress it up or down, cuts across all social classes, and makes you feel good.  

However, Lugaw is now evicted from the food category...well that is according to certain barangay officials.

Effect ba ng pandemya ang lost of common sense? Akala ko kasi smell and taste lang eh.

Lugaw is cancelledt. 

Lugaw is Sadt.

Buti na lang nakapaglugaw na ako a few days ago.

Dear Grab ph , you need to revise your advisory like this:

“We’re serving you 24/7 this ECQ so that you can stay safe at home while we bring you food, essentials and lugaw.” 

Lugaw is essential, as is super essential. Lalo na ung tinatawag ng DDS at Marcos loyalist na Leni Lugaw, super kailangan ng bayan now.

What do VP Leni and lugaw have in common?

They're both essential. 

Other reasons why Lugaw is Essential:

- It's Food

- It's healthy

- It's the Go-To food when you're too weak to eat harder food (pun intended)

- It's cost efficient

- Bitch, lugaw is life.

Apparently, common sense is never common among government officials. Filipinos are admired all over the world for their wit and beauty pero dito sa Pilipinas, walang common sense mga nagpapatupad ng law.

Kulang sa briefing si Madam... kung hindi essential si Lugaw, being a food category, bakit eto palagi ang pinapakain ng gobyerno sa mga feeding program...hahaha!

Ang tatanga. Promise. Sobrang ang tatanga talaga. Wala bang orientation ang mga ito? "I used to think communication was the key until I realized comprehension is. " 

I refuse to live in a world where lugaw isnt categorized as essential food. Marami ang naging bobo at tanga sa ECQ-Season 2. Paano naging hindi essential ang pagkain na lugaw. Dapat sila ang pagmultahin.

Paano kung may sakit ung umorder. Hi di pwedeng kumain ng solid food. Hindi makalabas. Hayst. Ayusin ninyo naman.

Baka pwedeng i-translate sa Tagalog yung latest IATF guidelines para walang ganito, nakakainis na kasi parang di alam ng mga nagpapatupad ng ECQ. Pakisabihan din sila na serbisyo publiko at wala sila karapatan mamilosopo at magpahiya ng tao.

Kaya di ako lumalapit sa PNP , kamukha na kasi lahat ni Sinas mga bobo at pilosopo. May sariling interpretation ng batas na applicable lang sa atin pero sila exempted.

What kind of a mother fucking son of a cunt thinks that lugaw isnt an essential.

Labeling Lugaw as "Non-Essential" amidst the pandemic is a blatant stupidity on the side of the so-called frontliner Tanod (if she really is a tanod). Im amazed she mentioned it with conviction. Sa ibang pamilya, pangtawid Gutom yan..napaka insensitive naman knowing na naka video.

With a few exceptions, our entire government, from top to bottom, is populated now with people who think like this woman in the video enforcing the rules, saying with smug confidence, “hindi essential ang lugaw.”  They take their tone from the top - Duterte who has several dumb statements similar to this Lugaw fiasco.

Lugaw is god tier elite. It's a staple for merienda and to warm you up on cold lonely nights.

Yung iba walang pang de-lata, pang lugaw lang meron! if in your status you do not consider lugaw as an essential, then try to have consideration for others who can only have lugaw on their table.

To all Lugaw business owners out there:

This is your time to shine! You have now the time of your life to market your product... KAHIT SINASABI NI ATE FROM BARANGAY NA HINDI DAW ESSENTIAL ANG LUGAW!

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