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Saturday, January 9, 2021

Paglaki Ko, Gusto Kong Maging Pornstar: May Asim Pa Ba?

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P*** ng pelikula,

Puso ng Artista

Noon, Hubog ng Katawan

Ngayon, Hubad na Katotohanan

I just came across this new movie project that’s currently in the works. It’s a Filipino movie titled: “Paglaki Ko, Gusto Kong Maging Pornstar” which translates to “When I grow up, I want to be a Pornstar” 

From the makers of #JOWABLE, here comes Darryl Yap’s fourth full-length film, ‘Paglaki ko, gusto kong maging PORNSTAR,’ featuring Rosanna Roces, Ara Mina, Maui Taylor, and Alma Moreno as themselves.

Coming soon from VIVA Films and Vincentiments. 

Honestly, we all want to excel in our chosen career, and a year before graduation there's usually a career orientation seminar held for upcoming graduates. That's where we are supposed to get ideas and inspiration to.make up our mind regarding the path we are going to take after graduation.

I used to want to be an artist before...not the showbiz celebrity but the one that dwells with the love for artworks like painting, sculpting and other fields that require the best and most meaningful works filled with creativity and imagination. But then my mother said there's hardly a financial reward if you pursue that so I was steered towards engineering courses.

During college, that's when I got to truly mingle with the opposite sex since during high school I just look at them as just friends, but it's only during the college years when I got interested with them with sexual intent....meaning I want to see what girls look like without their clothes.

That's because it was also the time when sexy stars were popular...that almost every movie production is making the genre. 

During that time, there was no such porn over the Internet yet, so we had to settle for Betamax and VHS copies. I still am surprised I once had a shop convert Betamax tape copies of porn movies so I could watch these porn on my VHS player.

Mukhang solid itong movie na ito featuring ka-childhood Pantasya ng Bayan ... I mean, except for Alma Moreno, the three other starlets were part of my childhood. Pinagdedebatihan... Wow Viva.. bagay na bagay iyan sa panahon ng pandemic at paghihirap ng bansa. Lol!

Stress reliever naman.talaga to masturbate while fantasizing on beautiful women that you could f*ck...even with just our imagination. Makakailang putol kaya ako? Depende sa pelikula kung how daring the scenes will be. Not so sure if we'll see some nudity from the stars of yesteryears, but I'm betting the three supporting casts AJ Raval, Ana Jalandoni, and Rose Van Ginkel will provide the steamy scenes. Unless you still beat your stick with the MILFs or GILFs stars, my only fancy here is the youngest among the four which is Maui Taylor.


Sa apat na bida, kay Maui lang ako titigasan, and most probably doon sa tatlong extra ladies na siyang malamang magpapatalbog ng kanilang alindog.

Minsan nang pumasok sa isip kong maging pornstar. Imagine having sex with women as a job. Pero lately gusto ko na maging porn director. Level up na kasi tayo men....dahil di ba sa pelikula pwedeng fake lang yung actual libog mo with your sex partner, pero after the movie, the director can have the power to take home the pornstar...and that's when you can go truly wild. Lol!

Minsan talaga ang hirap magalit kay Daryl Yap kasi aminin natin na despite his questionable morals, yung ibang gawa niya, actually makes sense & idk very unconventional also mumble core? 

Ok na sana kasu iba naman utong ni idol aj dito. Halatang super fake.

Oh, tinigasan kayo no?! Trailer palang yan, 2.5 MILLION VIEWS na across all social media platforms. 


Not surprising since we are the leading viewers of porn online. Hindi ko ikinagulat iyong vitality of the trailer. If you'll rate the "Asim" factor of the four leading stars

4. Alma Moreno

3. Rossana Roces

2. Ara Mina

1. Maui Taylor

Yup, si Maui ang pinakamaasim pa. But of course this list is only among the four of them. There are still other sexy stars back then that will better bring out the "libog" in me.

Abangan ang “paglaki ko, gusto kong maging #PORNSTAR” sabay na ipapalabas sa sinehan at VIVAMAX, January 29. 

Watch the trailer now: https://t.co/MmYC27xrBw

#NoToChaCha: Bakuna Muna, Huwag ChaCha, Meron Pang Pandemya, Ano Kayo Pabida?

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Why the sudden clamor for Charter Change? Is it because elections are nearing and the number of Gen Z and millennial voters is threatening? 

How to stay in power- What are the chances this initiative's right before election. The intention is as clear as day regardless of how they defend it.

A change in constitution a year before presidential elections? What a way to keep this fascist regime in power. 

This renewed proposal for ChaCha to purportedly amend the economic provisions of the 1987 Constitution is also a rehashed attempt to extend the term limits of politicians and elected officials, including Duterte.

Either that or they will intentionally extend the quarantine to the point that they could declare a No Election in 2022.

Charter change hearings resume on January 13. We are still in the middle of a pandemic and an economic crisis. We are still without a vaccine. So how will Charter change solve these problems? It won’t. Stop misleading the public.

Wala pa ngang klarong action plan sa covid tapos cha cha pa naisip? Concentrate po muna tayo sa vaccine distribution before anything else.

Charter change is being pushed by the government. Changes in our constitution can be beneficial BUT the timing of pushing this agenda is so SKETCHY and UNTIMELY.

Based on how Duterte measures were recently accelerated in the Senate and House, there is high probability that charter change train will be railroaded using his supermajority control of the rubberstamp congress."

We are rational citizens. 'Wag na tayong magpaloko pa. Let's use all we have (e.g. social media accounts) to influence more people. 

But we don't really need to change the Charter, what we need is to change the LEADER.

How can we even trust a leader who is a known, mysogynist, human rights violator and bias. This decaying man’s lust for power is equally responsible and the cause of death of many in the country that he swore to take care of. 

No to Duterte staying in power beyond 2022. Many believe he has committed so many sins which the entire country has suffered from.

They are using  the ChaCha card to save themselves from public outrage, extend their lifeline to remain in power beyond 2022.

Duterte and his allies in Senate and Congress are resurrecting Charter Change proposals in a desperate attempt to deflect the public's attention to more pressing issues like the COVID-19 vaccination, rising inflation, absence of an economic stimulus.

It is clear that this country needs a change of leaders rather than the constitution itself. There are tons of things that are yet to be solved, corruption, poverty, injustices. 

YES TO REGIME CHANGE but no to chacha.  We need a fresh, inspiring, decent, unifying, god-fearing, active and competent leader to run our nation.

Don’t be deceived by selective or limited Charter change supposedly involving only economic provisions. Once the Constituent Assembly is convened, anything goes. All options are on the table including amendments to term limits and the cancellation of the elections. 

Charter Change is not the solution for our economic crisis. It won't save us. The government is just using this to save themselves from the upcoming election. This is their way to extend their power. Wala na kasi silang pag-asa sa Election 2022.

Charter change doesn't even make sense right now. It looks like someone is just trying to prolong his term knowing that people wouldn't trust him enough to continue using their power.

NEVER FORGET THE EXTRA-JUDICIAL KILLINGS, ILLEGAL VACCINE, DOH IRRESPONSIBILITY, AND MORE.

It's funny how the current administration is using their power in order to extend their terms in the amidst of pandemic. Natatakot ba sila sa sarili nilang multo? 

We are in the middle of pandemic with no vaccine, and tons of unsolved issues. There"s still the impunity among our authorities, and the many other atrocities left unresolved while new issues arise almost everyday.

That government officials are trying to tackle Charter Change in the middle of a pandemic clearly shows what their primary concern is, and clearly, it is not the people’s welfare.

Constitutional reform is needed but I don't trust this government the way I don't trust the Philippine justice system so #NoToChaCha 

Kung Federal Government na pinangako last 2016 eh inumpisahan na bandang 2017-18, transition na sana ngayon. Election year na next year.

Impractical, and insensitive to be doing this in the middle of the pandemic and econ crisis. We dont need Cha-Cha, we need a genuine legislated economic stimulus program, we need cheap & effective vaccines, we need legislation that would provide aid to the working people.



Cha-Cha, federalism, term extension are not a panacea to COVID-19!

ChaCha would only mean three things for Filipinos -- further plunder of our local economy and natural resources, term extension for public officials, including Duterte, and outright violation of human rights.

Ang gusto ko, ChaCha as a dance, hindi ChaCha as an instrument of desperation in power!

#NoToChaCha 

Why #NoToChaCha?

1) It seeks removal of nationalist economic provisions in favor of further neoliberalization. This will further destroy local agriculture & MSMEs, and worsen our import dependence. 

2) Suspension of the upcoming election & consequent term extension is a possibility as it has been part of their agenda in earlier Cha-Cha efforts. 

3) Untimely shift to federalism that does not address fundamental political and economic questions would not resolve problems of inefficient governance and unequal development. 

4) It is costly, impractical, and insensitive to be doing this in the middle of the pandemic and econ crisis. We dont need Cha-Cha, we need a genuine legislated economic stimulus program, we need cheap & effective vaccines, we need legislation that would provide aid to the working people. 

Charter change can’t solve this pandemic nor can it satisfy one’s hunger. 

It’s nothing but another scheme of this government to perpetuate their negligence and to legalize the human rights violations they commit. 

Should we criticize the Quiapo Church for massive crowd at the Feast of the Black Nazarene mass activities

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The Feast of the Black Nazarene has drawn around 32,700 devotees in the Quiapo area so far, according to estimates of the Manila local government. Masses are being held in lieu of the traditional Traslacion or procession, which was canceled due to the pandemic. 

The Quiapo Church urged devotees to follow health protocols and fill out the contact tracing forms. It also asked the Catholic faithful to visit other churches which have replicas of the image of the Black Nazarene instead of flocking to Quiapo Church.  

Devotees of the Black Nazarene observe social distancing as they attend the mass at the  on Saturday. 

Only 400 devotees are allowed to enter the church per fiesta mass due to quarantine rules. Not to encourage this, but the penultimate question really is: knowing the massive number of devotees, why did Quiapo church and LGU allowed the event to happen?

Still, we're not even sure the before and after of these arrangement. Commuting to and from the Quiapo Church could become the cause of an infection. It is still a massive gathering.




What we are now seeing in Quiapo is a potential major COVID-19 super spreader event, which makes it a mistake on the part of Manila LGU and IATF to allow Manila Archdiocese to do what it wants and not to completely lock down the entire Quiapo district from January 6 to 10.

Eh kung di ba naman sangdamakmak na kabobohan ng Manila government officials. COME ONE, COME ALL ang peg? Best and brightest ka talaga yorme Isko Moreno.

The B117 strain is potentially more contagious. Bahala kayo diyan.

Yang katigasan ng ulo natin will result to extended quarantines and the lockdowns will continue to slow down the economy.

To avoid further crowding, Quiapo Church officials say other devotees can visit the following churches that also have the replica of the Black Nazarene image from the Minor Basilica: Sta. Cruz Church, San Sebastian Church, and The Nazarene Catholic School.



If this turns out to be a COVID-19 super spreader event, heads should roll, starting from the highest-ranking officials.

The Manila LGU, Manila Archdiocese and IATF should be held responsible for letting the situation in Quiapo go out of hand. 

""Traslacion" means to transfer or move from one place to another. This year, it's not the Black Nazarene that's doing that but NCov. . .why couldn't they have just gotten a good TV crew, closed the church, and streamed the Masses online with tight shots of the Nazarene? Dapat yata binendisyunang disinfectant ang ipinam-basbas. And if I were a suicidal terrorist, this is the best time to strike."   #Transmicion2021 - Susan Isorena - Arcega

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