Bernard Palanca Fleshlight Scandal Circulates Online

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Why is Bernard Palanca trending? So I checked the ever reliable Twitter, and got the surprise of my life!

But when faggots started tweeting "Shit! Suddenly I'm into daddies!", "Daddy Bernard FTW!" and a lot more either complaining or thanking for having an early morning controversy for breakfast, I knew it was another sex scandal....but I never knew it would be a one-man effort - signs of a desperate and troubled soul!

Now I know what a fleshlight means...thanks to Bernard Palanca!

But I really couldn't continue watching as he plays with his penis throughout the video.

Such a waste. Another life gone down the drain of desperation or was he in drugs?

Another celebrity reduced to satisfying his sexual urges with a sex toy? Has he gone loco? No more ladies into him that he settles for a fleshlight?

Well it's better than raping, or going to a girl's condo just to be accused of harassment, just as how Vhong Navarro's career almost was lost but due to extensive PR campaigns and a daily noontime TV show, he got back up to regain his dying career. But I wouldn't call him living again as his Mang Kepweng Returns movie was a disaster.

But back to the scandal, we knew Bernard as a character actor and a former member of The Hunks along with Diether Ocampo, Carlos Agassi, Jericho Rosales and Piolo Pascual, and now he seems to be a wreck.

I have a copy of the video, as it is still leaked online as of this writing, but I won't dare upload and share it because it is just nothing but a shitty man with a shitty perspective in life.

"This time, don't use your heart. You know how unreliable that is" - Bernard Palanca

Madam Secretary Punches Lecherous Philippine President in the Face

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On a future episode (Season 3 Episode 15) of CBS TV series' Madam Secretary, the show featured the Secretary of State punching Datu Andrada, the lecherous President of Philippines, in the face.

Elizabeth McCord (Tea Leoni) is shocked when the Philippines’ unconventional new president, Datu Andrada (Joel de la Fuente), makes a pass at her during their meeting to discuss his refusal to participate in an Asia-Pacific territory treaty. So she slaps him in the face!

The Philippine government is terrified of its own reflection, even in fiction!

I remember the defense of some ka-DDS (i.e., Mocha and Sass) about fiction as art. But now they attack Madam Secretary?

Well, the truth really hurts for many in the Philippines most especially for those pro-Duterte fanatics.

I wonder if Filipinos will be able to complain with a straight face that the fictional PH President in Madam Secretary is a sexual harasser.

Let me guess what comes next: Persona non grata for the cast ng Madam Secretary? Congressional hearing? Biblical quotes?

Madam Secretary should really edit the scene where the President was punched. I believe it should include a House Speaker, a PNP Chief, and some senators.

Piolo Pascual Is New Celebrity Endorser of Mega Sardines

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Who doesn't know Piolo Pascual. The guy is seen almost everyday in the news, especially celebrity or showbiz shows, and he's always the face seen on many TV commercials, billboards, magazines, newspapers, etc., I've just seen him being announced as the new ambassador of the Optical Media Board (OMB), just one of his many advocacy movements, and it is without any doubt that he stands out among the other celebrities when it comes to good looks and talent. The guy is a real charmer that it is no surprise that many brands have gotten him as their brand ambassador or endorser.

Mega Global Corporation, a leading distributor of canned goods and ready-to-eat viands, recently penned its partnership with Kapamilya actor, Piolo Pascual, as Mega Sardines’ newest celebrity endorser. 

While they just recently announced their collaboration with actress Liza Soberano as their brand ambassador for Mega Tuna, this is the only time I got to attend an actual contract signing as they officially welcome Piolo Pascual as their chosen face to endorse Mega Sardines.

Sardines is one of the most affordable and convenient food for most Filipinos since they could easily be bought almost everywhere - from the biggest grocery to the smallest "sari-sari" or variety store.

Mega Global Corporation has even made it more convenient with their Easy Open Can (EOC) that frees you from a can opener, and their products are also available in pouches. They started this with sardines making them the innovator, and many have followed their footsteps ever since even with other canned foods.