Saturday, October 24, 2020

Benjamin Alves wins Most Boring Hosting for Miss Universe Philippines preliminary competition


Wazzup Pilipinas!

"Benjamin Alves, gets backlash from netizens after his low energy hosting on Miss Universe Philippines preliminary competition."

Ang energetic ni Benjamin Alves! Grabe! Nag transcend sa screen ko yung energy niya. Char!

Seriously, this host is f*cking terrible.

I get it that it's an empty arena so there's no crowd energy to feed off, but that's why you get a host with good presence. Not this robot reading from a teleprompter.

Benjamin Alves is eating his words. And monotonous din. Many times.

Walang kalatoy-latoy maghost si Benjamin Alves, he's not really into hosting so I wonder why he was chosen?

Pakibigyan nga ng Enervon-C itong si Benjamin Alves, kulang na kulang in everything.  O baka gusto miya ng Milo for energy.

Sana man lang pinainom siya ng energy drink bago sumalang. Jusko, naubos yata energy niya sa Cosmo.

Robi Domingo should be the host for this event. Benjamin Alves doesn't know the uses of rising and falling intonation. They could’ve asked Xian Lim or someone else from the previous pool of talents of ABS-CBN.

Unforgettable talaga yong kay Anne Curtis kamiss siya maghost kasama na rin si Xian Lim kahit paaano. Sana maibalik na sa dati ang ABS CBN para mapunta na ulit sa kanila ang airing and producing ng Miss Universe Philippines. Don't forget about Toni G.

My biggest rant is for the background music. I HATED IT! There are lots of indigenous musical instruments which could have been made use to make beautiful jovial music but we got freaking HOTEL LOBBY MUSIC. Nakakaloka.

So ang galing pala ni Benjamin Alves dahil nagcomplement yung energy niya sa music. Lol!

I guess ibinabagay lang ni Benjamin Alves yung way of hosting nya sa mga tugtog na pine-play. 

Siya na nag-adjust at ayaw palitan ng MUPO ang tugtog.

Ang pangit naman yata kung full energy siya pero ang lungkot ng tugtog. 

Sino ba kasi sound director?

Benjamin Alves and the background music had taken me to Snoozeville during #MissUniversePhilippines. Bawi tayo sa finals ha. Promise me this. Seryoso ako.

Benjamin Alves could've done better. Honestly, sobrang boring niya mag host. Parang hindi pinakain ng dinner hahahaha!

It was evident na nawala yung "spark" ng mga front-runners. 

Kape tayo Benjamin Alves, keri?  Sabihin mo na lang din kung hindi ka masaya sa ginagawa mo. Parang anytime magsasalita siya ng "So Help Me God."

Sayang yung magagandang gown at walks. Tapos yung magagandang kandidata, nakakapanghinayang. Kapag GMA talaga ang gumawa ng pageant, bulok talaga ang presentation.

Kamuning kasi may contract sa MUP besh. Kung Momshie Ignacia sana ang host, perfect.

Benjamin Alves is under empire management. Empire is being managed by Jonas Gaffud. Jonas Gaffud is one of the directors or Miss Universe Philippines. Alam na, bes!

So the most dry emcee award goes to Benjamin Alves!!!! 


On a positive note, I loved the background and the camera works! Finally, no more BBP audience shots (which is impossible for now). hahaha pun intended.

Overall, a good prelims show but please give us a hell of a finals. I hope KC Montero will do better.

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