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"Umamin na si Duterte na pakana talaga ng gobyerno ang mga Facebook Pages na tinanggal dahil sa coordinated inauthentic behavior. 

Nagalit si Duterte kasi nahuli ang China, PNP at AFP na nasa likod ng trolls, fake accounts at fake news." - Tonyo Cruz

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An open letter to the Dilawans:

Dear Dilawans,

Nangako na nga, gusto ninyo ay tuparin pa?!

Sumosobra na talaga kayo! Tigilan nyo na sila! Dahil kung hindi, pupunta kami sa China,  we will ask the Navy to bring us to the nearest boundary, diyan sa Spratly Scarborough Shoal, bababa kami, sasakay kami ng tig-isa ng jetski na dala dala yung flag ng Pilipinas at pupunta kami doon sa airport nila tapos itatanim namin don then we would say,  "This is ours and do what you want with us! Bahala na kayo!" 

In 3 to 6 months, we will stop drugs! We will stop contractualization, we will stop criminality! Then, we will stop Corruption! Just a whiff of corruption, you are out of here! 

Oo. Tsaka everything is well in this country.. There is nothing to be extra scared of that corona virus thingy. We assure you, just like SARS, it will die a natural death. Huwag ninyo sisihin si Duque komo hindi siya agad nag lockdown. Ayaw nating magtampo mga Chinese BFFs natin. 

Yang Covid na iyan, huwag kayo matakot veerus lang yan. Sampalin namin yan. Punta ka lang gasolinahan, ibabad ninyo sa gasolina at diesel ang face masks ninyo at talagang mamatay yang si veerus..... o kaya mag spray tayo ng pesticide sa buong bansa. Totoo yan hindi kami nagbibiro!

Huwag kayong maniwala sa mga Dilawan, puro reklamo Yan. Kahit ano gawin namin laging mali. Nagpalagay kami ng synthetic white sands sa kapirasong parte ng Manila Bay for the mental health of the Filipino pero mas gusto yata nila yung basura.

Ang alam naming nagpapakalat ng fake news ay ang troll pages ng Dilawans na halimbawa posting of Pugad Baboy comics misinformation ni Pol Medina tungkol sa mangroves at hindi ang mga Facebook pages ng AFP, PNP, at Hands Off Our Children "advocacy" pages.

As usual nakaprivate rin ang comments section ng mga ibang Dilawans para sila-sila lang na mga bobong katulad nila ang magbobolahan.

Na mis-interpret nyo lang po si Daddy D. 

Kawawa naman kaming mga trolls nito dahil walang kita sa darating na Pasko. Less than a hundred days na lang.

Yours truly,

Dolomite Dust Snorters (DDS)

*Inspired by comments section of Pulpolitika FB page

**Images from Pulpolitika and Malacañang Events and Catering Services Facebook pages

***Title inspiration from fellow blogger Claire Pajarillo Santiago

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