Bekylog: Ang Tapsilog Restaurant Na Di Lang Para sa Mga Bekimon

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"Kahit anek ka pa, tuwid o baluktot chi, hanggat waley niyuyurakang nilalang bongga tayo!"

They just opened last July 28, 2015 but they've been featured already in Umagang Kay Ganda of ABS-CBN, Brigada of GMA News TV and now Kapuso Mo Jessica Soho of GMA 7. "Talagang rumarampage na sila sa mga TV networks."

According to their official Facebook page, Bekylog is a "Munting lafangan para sa mga tom jones na mudrakels, pudrakels, jupiter, ombre, gelay, badet, tambolina, thunders, jogets, biway, chaka, gandara, antibiotic, eksenadora, insekyora, effem, paminta, otoko, shala, mimosa, garapata, emengard, julalay, plastikada, nagmamaasim, borta at sa mga jordinaryong nilalang."

They have dishes on their menu which are named as "Chinenes na T-Bone,: "Embutidey," "Kinyemeng Juset," Liempochina," Chinorvang Nyisig," Sizzling Nyokchop," "Sisigalore," Nyerger," Luncheon Metchina," "Tapachinabels,"Jootlong,"and "Nyicken Longga."

I've been reading their Facebook page so I decided to play with the messages there especially the ones using the gay lingo. So below are what I came up with. I don't really know if you'll understand any of them but I'm pretty sure member the members of the third sex will.

"Jeksayted akes lumapuk rito. Kaso ang layo. Shurla sana na puntahan namin ito, kaya lang, super far away ang lafangan na ito mga sisterette, if galing from Manila. Located at 439 J.M Loyola Street in Barangay 4 of Carmona Cavite, this small fastfood uses beki language as the names of their dishes." 

"Nyopit lang ba itey sa may CavSU? Yes te. Isang angkla lang sa jeep pacarmona bayan. Bago ka makarating sa plaza ay masayla mo na ang BEKYLOG."

"Masarap dito mga beks. Go-gora na tayis mga Dabarkads at malapit lang daw sa munisipyo at plaza ng Carmona, Cavite. Betching ko ang nga lafs nila, morayta pa. Mga baklush! Tara na ditikbu! Lafang na tayis!"

"Pag nagora akechibam diels sa nyaramona shovite ey, for the laps akis diels!! Bet ko itry ang mga mharlika meals kung kurapika itechi, at siyempre ang famous na famous na cakeru ni grahambells wa bang nag ka leche lecheng flan diels?? o kaya jinolukay ube halaya??"

"Sana naman ay magfranchise-silooo sila ditey sa Cardona Rizal. Mut na mut kasi ang mga lumalapyok ditey at betchina nila talaga ang mga lapyokan na ganiyens! Murayta na at makyorap pey! I'm sure shotok na shotok ditey ang lapyokan na yan pag nagkaroon ditey sa lugarsu nameyn! Umaasa kameng mga muratchie at mga kaumabawanchie ditey sa lugar namin na magkakaroon ng BEKYLOG balang araw. Kyokyobogin mes ang mga shinrahan at lapyertan ditey!"

Pagoda tragedy rin sila sa Bekyog delivery. Ligwak chi ang arms sa pagkeri boom ng mga jorders, pero keber lang! Translated into English, they also do delivery.

How do you get to Bekylog from Manila? Let's say you're coming from Pasay Rotonda, take the route going to Alabang and from there take SLEX to Binan, Carmona exit. From the exit, turn right after the stoplight. You will see Petron Carmona. The road going to Carmona is there. Bekylog is just before reaching the Carmona municipal hall.

Siyanga pala. Waley pa po silang ibang branch at wititit pa po sila open for franchising. Naibera po sa kanila na meron pong mga echuserang palaka na umaangkin sa kanilang munting lafangan at binebera na ang BEKYLOG ay nasa Zapote Kabila / Bacoor, Cavite. Ang chismis pa ng ombre ay pag-aari daw ng kanyang beking tiyuhin ang nasabing lafangan. Sana po ay wit natin iligaw chi ang ating mga kabeky. nas-iisa po lammang ang Bekylog sa Carmona, Cavite!

Pak na pak para sa ekonomiya! Iligwak ang bad vibes at i-push ang paglafang! 

I have not tried their food yet thus I couldn't show you photos of their food and also couldn't find one form their Facebook page. However, we all know that what makes them popular is the funny concept of using the Bekimon language to define their "silog" dishes that almost all Filipinos are very much familiar with. The naming game make the dining experience a little more humorous especially at that moment you first order the food. You are sure to evoke a smile, or even a laughter, after saying it.

The Bekylog tapsihan restaurant is open from 10 am to 10 pm. You can learn more about them from their official Facebook page at https://www.facebook.com/BEKYLOG

Follow them also on Instagram at https://instagram.com/bekylog_tapsihan/

*Photo credits to Bekylog Facebook page

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