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Monday, December 21, 2015

Star Wars Porn Sales Up to Extreme High


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The demand for “Star Wars” porn flicks or parodies - such as “Sex Wars,” “Star Whores,” "Star Wars XXX" and “Star Babe,” have skyrocketed up to 500% ever since the Star Wars: The Force Awakens started releasing movie trailers.

It is not surprising since the geeks who grew up with the very first Star Wars movie are over 40. It is so easy to eroticise something they loved so much.

Just as how fans of comics, anime, action figures, and similar genres related to sci-fi, adventure, fantasy and so on have been fantasizing about scantily-clad and boobed-to-the-max characters and cosplayers, the attraction to all things Star Wars even to the extent of pornography is but natural, or so many of us would like to think. After all, you couldn't consider yourself a real fan if you would not embrace everything about the pop culture.

But is there really pleasure in seeing Princess Leia being fucked mightily on screen by both Han Solo and Luke Skywalker, or Darth Vader getting a blowjob from Princess Leia, and there's even a four-part "Star Wars" gayporn parody.


Going all the way back to 1977, these Star Wars-influenced XXX movies have become some of the most popular on the adult film parody scene.

Star Babe came out in 1977. The movie is about three space women who fly to the planet Phallus to stop the bad guys from overthrowing Earth. It may not a direct Star Wars parody but it definitely was influenced by the popular movie franchise. 

Sex Wars came out in 1985. This was five years after the Empire Strikes Back movie.  It's about two space heroes who are trying to rescue space Princess Orgasma from a space villain.

Star Wars XXX came out in 2012. It's a loving adult tribute to A New Hope and had the highest budget for any X-rated parody film.

Star Whores from the Zack and Miri Make a Porno movie came out in 2012 too, and the film features Seth Rogen and Elizabeth Banks and has characters with names like Hung Solo, R2-T-Bag, I-CUP, etc., which are far better than any of the real spoofs.

Don't also forget about the animated sex parodies like the Padme Detour that will also rock your Star Wars world.

So aside from other Star wars merchandises ranging from shirts to action figures, the sales of just about everything related to the Star Wars epic saga has reached an increase in demand and sales.

Congratulations to the makers of Star Wars: The Force Awakens as it continues to rock as another record-breaking blockbuster.

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