Sex Criminals: The Comic Book Series That Puts the Sexy Back in Sex Crimes

Wazzup Pilipinas!

Suzie's a normal girl with an extraordinary ability: when she has sex, she stops time. One night she meets John... who has the same gift. And so they do what any other sex-having, time-stopping, couple would do: they rob banks.

John, who until last night thought he could freeze time with his junk. At long last not alone, what kind of horny hijinx will he and Suzie get up to together? What ANY of us would do if having sex stopped the whole world: We'd do crimes.

Jon and Suzie get in too deep way too fast as one little sexy fun party crime begets another and the villains of the piece descend. Turns out Jon and Suzie aren't the only ones after all…

When the temporal dimension is used to break society's laws they call...HER who can seemingly control time and space with her...parts. She's as relentless a manhunter as law enforcement ever created. And by day she's no one you'd particularly notice, with her quiet suburban life and pleasant-enough job.

In the vein of THE 40-YEAR OLD VIRGIN and BRIDESMAIDS, Image Comics invites you to come along with MATT FRACTION (Hawkeye, SATELLITE SAM) and CHIP ZDARSKY (Prison Funnies, Monster Cops) for the series that puts the "comic" back in "comics" and the "sexy" back in "sex crimes."

Already on its fourth issue, Sex Criminals promises to be a new kind of comic book series that's truly different in its own peculiar way.

SEX CRIMINALS is a comic book from Image about an uncanny characters with the weirdest powers. The comic book series is a lot better than that name, and those covers, would lead you to believe. It is a bit misleading. The artwork is also quite good and worth mentioning. If the fat bottomed girls segment doesn't kill you in a metafictional way, I dunno what will. It's just odd and pointless but GREAT!