Wazzup Pilipinas!
So he claims he has it all figured out. Yeah, maybe it's true.With the stunning babes all wanting a piece of him (as what the photo posted above this article seems to represent ), Stanley Chi probably knows the secrets to how to catch the attention of the opposite sex.
No wonder the book signing of his latest book "Men are from QC, Women are from Alabang" were flocked by a number of great looking babes.
The guy hasn't lost his touch. Subtle yet alarming jokes that are not appropriate for the kids but tolerable for the adults. Well, we like to think its harmless for us, but in reality, we get really horny when he talks about how to please the women.
In real life, Stanley has caught a very desirable fish in the sea with his lovely partner that we can hide under the name of Steph. You see! Both of their names starts with the letter S - the same letter that starts my favorite three letter word.
But unlike the revelation that China Roces, one of the Street Beauties guesting the book signing, favorites the word "EAT", most men would prefer the more intimate kind of word that will truly bring women to their knees and munch on our huge bananas.
The Street Beauties (Julia Varga, Ava Ayala, and China Roces) liven up the book signing with their sizzling hot participation in a small contest provided for the audience. The one who can seductively eat the biggest piece of the banana wins!
Who won? Though Julia Varga was the best in expression, the team of China Roces was the most highly applauded for so many reason (raised sexy smooth white leg, and the face that can launch a thousand ships, plus those front bumpers that anybody will be willing to get hit anytime). Who invited Ava Ayala?
Everyone really ogled at China Roces for her alluring beauty, and very revealing outfit! I guess Mr. Suplado himself will not admit he was a bit tempted to look into her luscious assets.
So what's the favorite word of China Roces? I bet somebody is not as honest as Honesto here.Opo!
What China Roces really wrote on that piece of paper
Guest performers did some front acts for the book signing. With some magic and mind reading tricks, the crowd was entertained for a good number of minutes.
I was impressed with their talents especially with the mind reader for I personally opened the note where every word suggested to him appeared, even the name of a blogger friend was there. Cool tricks!
Even GMA7 Kapuso Star Joyce Ching was there to support Stanley Chi on his book launch.
You can't resist smiling as well when Joyce Ching smiles at you...
Don't you get intimidated by the fact that most women prefer the humorous guys that can make them laugh? It's the edge of the not-so-good-looking guys! The opportunity to sweep off her feet by cracking jokes that will surely make her horny enough to go to bed with you afterwards.
It's a great treat to end a dinner date when you were able to convince your date to go a little further and beyond as planned. If we were able to tickle their fancy, they'll be all willing and able to allow you to do whatever you want with her already temperature-rising body heat. She'll be all wet inside, it will be smooth sailing from there one. You can now thrust ...I mean trust.... that she will also be all over you. Hugs, and kisses, and pleasurable lovemaking until the following morning.
So better ready your condoms after reading this book, for it is assured that you'll learn a thing or two on how to perk up a conversation from all the wacky stories and pick-up lines contained in Stanley Chi's book for all the sexes.
I guess a little bit of the cunningness towards girls rubbed off in me. Thanks Street Beauties!
It's always best to follow the "whoresome" with the "wholesome" just to balance the situation and create a more politically right image.
Why was I wearing a coat and tie in a book signing? I just came from a talk where we were required to dress as formal as possible. I just matched it with a pair of black jeans from Levis, and high-cut rubber shoes from DC - plus the iconic thumbs up!
Looks like the co-host knows his pick-up lines as well..He's got a charming lady with her in the book signing.
And waht do we have here? Ryzza, is that you? No! It's just some other little girl who just had her book signed by the Master Suplado himself...But wait, isn't she too young for the book.
Well, like they always say: It's a lot better when you start them young!
Be careful, little girl...naughty Uncle Stanley is going to wait for you to grow up!
Ross is known as the Pambansang Blogger ng Pilipinas - An Information and Communication Technology (ICT) Professional by profession and a Social Media Evangelist by heart.
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